SERIOUSLY OMG
TOILET, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME
TOILET
TOILET!?
GODDAMNIT TOILET LISTEN WHEN I’M SPEAKING TO YOU.
IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF SHIT.
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
ok VERY long comic. i just had to take this out of my mind.
jesus dirk he only went to the bathroom, you drama queen.
EDIT: OK I TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE IT LESS BLURRY AND STUFF SO HERE YOU HAVE:
300 follower giveaway!!! wow cool
you can win:
- a cat zipper sweater (colour + size of your choice)
- a drawing by me (it can be anything!! yeah i know i draw furry shit and stuff like that but i can do humans! ill draw a ship/you or w/e (i wont do any nsfw stuff gomen)
- u dont have to have the drawing if you dont want it omg
RULES!! (read wow)
- reblog as much as you want!! idc man (but be kind to your followers)
- likes dont count but it dosent hurt to like!! (hahh ah)(ha)
- make sure ask box is open omg
- you dont have to be following me, but if you do ill throw in something a little extra for you uwu (maybe)
- if you dont respond within 25 hours sorry man but im picking another winner
- you have to be content w/ giving me your address
- no giveaway/side blogs!
- ends 3rd of July!!
yeah thats it!! good luck uwu




